Mitt Romney Haunted By Past Of Trying To Help Uninsured Sick People from @theonion

The Onion:
"'I don't know what got into me back then,' Romney said. 'Wanting to make sure people were able to have health insurance if they left their job. Providing a federally funded website so individuals could compare the costs of insurance providers. Making certain that somebody who earns less than 150 percent of the poverty level can receive the same health care coverage as me or any government official. All I can say is that I was young and immature, and I am not that person anymore.'"